Not A Virus After All

It turns out that the reason the computer of Mr Jimmy "Slim" Morales recently turned irresponsive, was not, as initially ignorantly speculated by Mr Jimmy "Slim" Morales, a so called "computer virus".

Indeed, had not Mr Jimmy "Slim" Morales fallen victim to the sharp wits of the same 6 year old who later reverted the condition that he, himself, had brought upon the hapless computer - doublessly more than grateful for the break from its place at the receiving end of the pork stained typing fingers of Mr Jimmy "Slim" Morales - all deviously planned in detail so that he might be perceived of as the Hero of, as they say, the so called "day"?

So, not a virus. Still very funny, though.

And with that, the ball, as they say, is in your goal, Mr Jimmy "Slim" Morales!

Jimmy "Slim" Morales Attracts Virus

Today I read a great piece of news: It seems that the computer of Mr Jimmy "Slim" Morales has been struck with a so called "computer virus", rendering it unresponsive and thus incapable as an instrument of delivery for the putrid ponderings of Mr Jimmy "Slim" Morales!

Unfortunately it seems some unavoidably more gifted relative of Mr Jimmy "Slim" Morales, who, unlike Mr Jimmy "Slim" Morales, has allegedly developed to the intellectual hights of a 6 year old and perhaps beyond, was able to rescue the computer of Mr Jimmy "Slim" Morales, regrettably restoring it to its former, sadly depressing function in life as the bearer of the simpleton speculations of Mr Jimmy "Slim" Morales.

Here's to hoping that your computer catches another "cold", Mr Jimmy "Slim" Morales!

Speedbumps!?

It is with no small surprise, and a certain amount of odd pleasure, that I note how Mr Jimmy "Slim" Morales takes time from his busy schedule of tireless tirading to answer perhaps his longest standing and most devestating critic of all times. He does so, of course, as befits a man of his character, by pretending he has never heard of me.

This ridiculous, so called "ad-hominem" attack I can withstand, because the weakness of that claim can only serve to emphasize my authority in the matter. What bothers me more is how Mr Jimmy "Slim" Morales finds it for good to carfully avoid my many - and, yes I am sure, uncomfortable - direct questions and/or concrete demands for clarification!! A simple "Yes" or "No" would have done well, Mr Jimmy "Slim" Morales! Stop wriggling around the issue, like a worm around its hook!

Furthermore, is all his self-obsessed pride, Mr Jimmy "Slim" Morales proposes his preposterous conspiracy theory that I should have started this "Weblog" only to bring rain on his hallucinated parade!

Well, it may have stared out that way, of course, but since then I have come to discover that the Internet is Big. Very Big. Bigger, even, than the "Weblogs" of Mr Jimmy "Slim" Morales and Yours Humblest! While Mr Jimmy "Slim" Morales can not be expected to lessen the grip of his solid position on the throne as King of the Fools on the Internet, a new miscreant in need of more than a few of my well meaning, and always humblest, pointers and opinions has surfaced on my Internet "radar": A certain Mr Rajeev Rangarajan, with his own "Weblog", no doubt named after himself, "Under My Mango Tree".

While it has yet to be determined if he will prove as stubbornly resistant to all forms of correction as Mr Jimmy "Slim" Morales, he is in no short need of such help. It should therefore be completely clear to anyone, even Mr Jimmy "Slim" Morales, that in no shape or form was this "Weblog" started to "discredit" only him!

Appallingly, the Internet is apparently also big enough that it contains a moving picture episode featuring a small baby and a cat! How adorable, you must think, as did I. Thus, it was so that I, against all the better knowing fibers in my body, momentarily disobeyed the very laws of logic and decency and clicked with my computer "mouse" on an Internet item provided by none other than Mr Jimmy "Slim" Morales!

Morality forbids me to retell the horrors awaiting the unsuspecting eye that followed. Suffice it to say, that you can never trust a certain Mr Jimmy "Slim" Morales - not when it comes to matters of adorable babies and cats, nor ever.

And with that, the ball is, as they say, in your Goal, Mr Jimmy "Slim" Morales!

Enough is Enough

For every man there comes a time when the line must finally be drawn, and for me that man was Jimmy "Slim" Morales. I am clearly not a missionary. I would never so much as dream of imposing my opinion, however humble, on anyone who did not ask for it. But Jimmy "Slim" Morales did ask for it! He practically begs to be corrected, in all his wreckless opining about this to the left, that to the right. I am sure I need not reiterate, that the name of this so called "Weblog" is "My Humblest Opinion". How would I dare to make it otherwise? I am not one, unlike Jimmy "Slim" Morales, to voice my concern where it belongs not! Not I! But Jimmy "Slim" Morales, now he is another man, altogether.

So, Jimmy "Slim" Morales: Man Up!

This Nonsense needs to stop! As Napoleon said: "Before the little man thinks, the Great Man needs to think a head". Will you stand for these "so called" opinions that you have brought upon us all, or will you take, as Mr. Bonaparte did say, the "little man's way out"!?

The ball is now, as they say, in your goal, Mr. Jimmy "Slim" Morales.