Monday, January 19, 2009

The Internet Cat


I have said it before, and I will, it seems, continue to find reason to say it repeatedly again: Never, ever, under any circumstance, trust Mr Jimmy "Slim" Morales in matters of cats and the Internet.

As if his earlier escapades in this gray area of the Internet had not sufficed, he has now published on his "Weblog" another picture of a cat, this time quite clearly tortured and screaming at the onlooker in twisted pain.

The cat is sleepy, suggests Mr Jimmy "Slim" Morales, suddenly an expert on sleepy, tortured cats!

To give Mr Jimmy "Slim" Morales the faintest idea of what a cat is supposed to look like, I hearby publish the following image of a normal, healthy, happy cat.

With that, the ball is, as they say, in your goal, Mr Jimmy "Slim" Morales.

3 comments:

  1. Ahhhhhh, Dear Friend Q., how Beautiful to see you time after other return to your Love for cats and Friends!

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  2. Dear Lo Hoang Lai,

    I do think fondly of cats, especially kittens, and friends, this is true.

    I don't think to fondly, however, of Mr Jimmy "Slim" Morales!

    Sincerely,

    Horace Q. Horatius

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  3. Any cat is happy when on horse-tranquilizers. I can see you cheat as always.

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